Swimsuit edition

Mudpacked, manicured,
saran wrapped and sauna’d,
sweated pure,  Botoxed,
painted and plucked,
then air brushed,

Go ahead, Darling,
dream for a minute
and when you are done,
dinner is ready,
the table is set.

In honor of the arrival
of the swimsuit edition
I’ve omitted chipped dishes,
done my hair in an upsweep
and accidentally dropped
a photo of  George Clooney
by your plate.